Race jokes
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.