Race jokes
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Memes
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Whatβs the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, theyβll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.