Race jokes
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Memes
only if peter was black
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Whatβs the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, theyβll be waiting for you in heaven.