Race jokes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Memes
only if peter was black
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.