Race jokes
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.