Race jokes
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Black people run fast.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...