Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
