Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
