Bleach Jokes

Not so Anonymous

What’s a depressed persons favourite drink

Depresso espresso

Nah just kidding it’s bleach

Anonymous
in Depression

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Anonymous
in Depression

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

in Dark Humor

What’s a depressed person’s favorite drink?

Depresso expresso

Jk Its bleach

My son asked me how i’m so clean,“inside out.”. I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.

Anynomous Prime
in Michael Jackson

How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!

Anonymous

What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.

Anonymous

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

LlamaBird
in Depression

Next time I’m at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I’m going to say bleach.

Bleach is the new drink
in Depression

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don’t eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)

Anonymous
in Emo

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Your mom

i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid

put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod

Steve k
in Yo mama

So i made a parody for “Me,Myself,And i” it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"

Anonymous
in Depression

are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me

ez pz weezee

What’s a suicidal person’s favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach

Anonymous
in Depression

More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch

bob
in Orphan

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans

watersharky Music Productions

Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can’t you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can’t tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It’s music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep

Anonymous

Have you ever tried anal bleaching?

It really helps assholes lighten up.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Kayotic
in Adult

How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick

Poor bleach on it

Anonymoose
in Trump

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens… Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - “I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me”

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Anonymous

How many babys does it take to paint a wall

Idk it depends on how hard you throw them