What’s a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it’s bleach
Bleach Jokes
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What’s a depressed person’s favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
My son asked me how i’m so clean,“inside out.”. I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.
I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”
Next time I’m at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I’m going to say bleach.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don’t eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
So i made a parody for “Me,Myself,And i” it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can’t you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can’t tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire’s spreading all around my room My world’s so bright It’s hard to breathe but that’s alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It’s music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens… Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - “I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me”
How many babys does it take to paint a wall
Idk it depends on how hard you throw them