How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
