Bleach jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Bleach!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Why drink water and not bleach?
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.