How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
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My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
