Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
