Bleach

Bleach Jokes

Parody

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Problem

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Memes

    Suicide

    What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

    Depresso espresso.

    Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Donald Trump

    Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

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  • Michael Jackson

    Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

    Son

    My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

    Death

    I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

    Time

    Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

    Drink

    Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

    Friend 2: Pizza.

    Friend 3: Donuts.

    Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

    Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

    Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

    Life

    More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

    Problem

    Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

    Suicide

    I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

    Scratch

    How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

    Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.