Sport Jokes

Difference

Anonymous
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What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Ball

Anonymous
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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.

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Difference

Anonymous
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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -- The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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Shooting

Anonymous
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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Pants

Anonymous
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Favorite

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
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What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball

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America

Anonymous
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What is a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

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Blonde

Madison R.
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A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

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Country

Anonymous
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

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Puns

Anonymous
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Jet

Jets
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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

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Country

Abd/17
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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country

Ball

Anonymous
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Why do gay people like sports?

Bc they get to play with balls.

Burning

SSUNDEE'S BIGGEST FAN
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WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '

Shooting

Allan C.
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He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

Water

Anonymous
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what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

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Ball

Eric Marco
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What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Favorite

Anonymous
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What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse

Fire

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.