Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Ball

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

2

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

0

Shooting

Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Favorite

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

0

Pants

Anonymous

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Country

Anonymous

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

4

Woman

Madison R.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

0

Puns

Anonymous

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Team

Jets

What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

1

America

Anonymous

What is a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

Match

SSUNDEE'S BIGGEST FAN

WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ’ MATCH ’

Train

Jim

"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Shooting

Allan C.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National…

Favorite

Anonymous

What’s a Latino’s favorite sport? Lacrosse

Puns

Anonymous

What do sprinters eat before a race? – Nothing, they fast.

Ball

Eric Marco

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Water

Anonymous

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

1

Priest

Anonymous

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport