What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

What is a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ’ MATCH ’

"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National…

What’s a Latino’s favorite sport? Lacrosse

What do sprinters eat before a race? – Nothing, they fast.

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport