What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
