What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
i like dicks.......sporting goods
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
