Sport

Sport Jokes

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Tea Bag

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

    Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Golfer

    Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

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    Role

    What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

    If you break a leg, you get cast.

    Baseball

    Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

    Sailing

    The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

    Red Dot

    I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!