Sport jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.