Sport Jokes

Anonymous

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

2
Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

0
Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

1
Anonymous

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Madison R.
in Blonde

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

0
Anonymous

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Anonymous

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

5
Anonymous
in America

What is a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

0
Jets

What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

1
in Mexico

What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.

Jim

"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

SSUNDEE'S BIGGEST FAN

WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ’ MATCH ’

I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

Anonymous

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

2
Allan C.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National…

Anonymous

What’s a Latino’s favorite sport? Lacrosse

Eric Marco

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!