A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
The happier they get, the less they see.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
