Culture jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
HOWWW
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Tayam, I am."
Get noob.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...