Culture

Culture Jokes

Professor

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

    Emo

    What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

    Mummy

    Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

    School shooting

    An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

    Bomb

    "You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

    In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

    Name

    Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

    Message

    What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

    Freedom Of Speech

    The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

    Fairy tail

    What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."

    Gay sex

    In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

    In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

    Johnny Depp

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

    Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.