A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
