Culture jokes
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Yeah yeah.
Taig
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.