I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
A 10y.o. : I don’t want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn’t think I’m happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn… my life is shitty…
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? googles it
Now 14y.o. : Oh…
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
I searched on google, “how to start a wildfire”. I got 39,300,000
When you try to close an google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by “ad closed by google.”
What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.
Are you google, Because you got all I am searching for
"why am i ugly" google would like to operate your camera
How was Stephen hawking best mates Siri and google
when a kinderX=MsgBox(“you do not have permission to delete this item”,2+64,“error”)the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
Your grandmother died cuz she fell on the highest floor of the hotel your grandfather died cuz he got shot by saving your mother if he didn’t save your mother you wouldn’t be here You grew up in a world full of virus you wanted the virus to be gone there’s only one way But you have to know it I can’t tell it for you Your mother got the Covid-19 you prayed and prayed all night hoping that she would be okay the next day the doctors went to your house without your mother you asked “Where is my mother?!?!” The doctors said “Your mother is gone,so we came here to tell you” the doctors left. Anither hour you were thinking while crying “Why was my pray not working?,Lord why’d you let me down?” You searched on Google “How to bring back the dead” the Google workers declined it.your father left you cuz he loved another girl Your brothers are still with you but what do they get the virus? Who will be with you? Don’t forget Jesus is still there for you don’t give up keep going and you will succeed soon you will find your own family and beat the coronavirus
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC… let’s call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that’s a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right whispers you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: whispers yeah were fucked…
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn’t turmoil on again