I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire". It gave me 28,452 matches.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3
have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game sonic x? Just google sonic x shadow
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rZTRrpxgkK0
Copy and paste it into a google tab. :)
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Di41jwAEiOeg&ved=2ahUKEwiZlfO-kKb3AhVKY8AKHdZwAzwQwqsBegQICBAE&usg=AOvVaw3vcA7ktKJtTR0kIcyhNdRz
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
