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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
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A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
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The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
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Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
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Mrs Kadie- I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets. Duddy- sup FGTEEVERS me and James Marsden just got some Chick-filla. Viewers- Got ya again Mrs Kadie . Mrs Kadie- Vincent and James I am going to push you off your roof Duddy and James- AHHHHHHH
