How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie