How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
