If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" šš
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- š¶ your a dumb Communist Miss Kadieš¶ Chandler-šµ yup your one high fluting son of a gunšµ Mr. Beast- šµ I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurantšµ Miss Kadie - šµ donāt hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kidšµ kids- šµ weāve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - šµ I just want to die because Iām so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they donāt like where real meat comes from.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they canāt take real meat.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didnāt want to start beef, heās VEGAN
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
