Nba jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.