Nba jokes
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Memes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.