What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
