The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Race Jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"