Race jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."