Race jokes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Memes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.