Race jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.