Race jokes
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.