Race jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.