Race jokes
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the lettuce win the race?