Race jokes
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.