Race jokes
Depressed person: *chokes on food* *involuntary coughs untill they can breathe* "AWWW I failed the race!!"
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.