Race jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.