What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
Darkest Of The Humor
Hello, I'm Darkest Of The Humor (Doft for short).
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I commit tax evasion.
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers? Their ankles.
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Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
My dad is like my virginity I lost him at 12
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? Fitting in
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
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What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
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