Cotton Jokes

Dark Humor

Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton

Anonymous

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Goofy ahh uncle productions

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked👨🏿‍🦱

Db.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

Anonymous

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, “mummy what`s that building over there”? The mother looked at the prison, smiled and said "that’s where the cotton pickers live.

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Big daddy

Men: get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich! Women: go chop some lumber! White people: get back into the cotton fields!