What do robots ๐ค shave with?
Laser blades!
What do robots ๐ค shave with?
Laser blades!
What do penguins ๐ง wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What pizza ๐ do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What holds the sun โ๏ธ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the octopus ๐ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake ๐๐ฅณ
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice ๐๐โค๏ธ
What do you call a broccoli ๐ฅฆ when itโs a ghost?
Cauliflower!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What do you call a sad strawberry ๐?
A blueberry.
Why donโt eagles ๐ฆ like fast food?
Because they canโt catch it!
Why did the T-Rex ๐ฆ get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What vehicle does a frog ๐ธ drive?
The Beetle!
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion ๐ฆ
Why didnโt the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! ๐
Why wasnโt the frog ๐ธ crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why are they called sโmores?
Because you always want another one!
What do oranges ๐ sweat?
Juice!