Slave

Slave jokes

Bicycle

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Sale

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Man

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

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    Sex life

    If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

    In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

    House

    Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

    History

    What's the same with shoes and slaves?

    When they get loose, you tie them up.

    Lightbulb

    How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

    Credit

    As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

    "Them slaves taking credit for everything."

    Master

    What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

    "Aaah, a ghost!"

    Slavery

    When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

    Bible

    Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

    —Romans 8:15-16