What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free ππππ
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave π€£
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. βRomans 8:15-16
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
your hairline is so far back even the slaves can't plant that shit back
Unbelievable! When I searched βhouse of spadesβ all I saw was a slave home!
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?
βAaah a ghost!β
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century Slaves
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Me: Mom if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, Okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How was humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher:π
Bick: Jesus isn't real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/ mr tallie: hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
