Slave jokes

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

—Romans 8:15-16

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!