Slave jokes
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Based. 🗿
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16