How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Turning Chinese to American
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, this "joke" here is playing on the stereotype that Chinese folks have like, small eyes. Get it? Putting ice on someone's eyes would make them swell up, making them look more "American." It's stupid because people's identities aren't about eye shape. You probably think it's funny though because you're not very bright. You probably watch the show "honey boo boo." That's what you are.