Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him. When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded '' I don't know it all happened so fast''.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers? So they will be wanted.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
