Race jokes
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?