Race jokes
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.