Race

Race jokes

Pedophile

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Teacher

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

Pilot

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Memes

    Baby

    What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

    "Sum Ting Wong."

    Asian

    Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

    Two wrongs don't make a white.

    Eye

    What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

    A black eye.

    Cat

    That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

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  • Racism

    What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

    Asian

    Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

    Because two wongs don't make a white.

    Superman

    Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

    This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

    Airline food

    What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

    Political Correctness

    I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

    You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"