Race jokes
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Memes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"