Race jokes
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Memes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"