Race jokes
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Bet
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.