What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
