Race jokes
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
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What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.