Race jokes
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Bet
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"