What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O