Dream

A random skeleton

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

See

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

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Banana

UR MUM GAIEY

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

American

Anonymous

In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level

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Taste

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

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Puns

Anonymous

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Trump

Kaitlyn

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Dream

Anonymous

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

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Girl

Bill Cosby

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

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Pool

Anonymous

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

See

Anonymous

Orange you glad to see me?

Movie

Daniel King

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange 🍊.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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Juice

Daniel King

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

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Wife

Anonymous

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

Prison

Landon Folkerts

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Son

Anonymous

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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Juice

Daniel King

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

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Vitamin

Zaniyah

Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!

America

MistyShadow

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

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Hand

not sure

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.