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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

I just found out i’m colourblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

My son said “what rhymes with orange”

i said “No it doesn’t!!”

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

Donald Trump is like really orange.

All these oranges but you still orange the one for me

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn’t want to give our oranges anyway!

what did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said “Berry Christmas!”

what do u get when glen a orange …adam

How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms