Orange jokes
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
"Orange you glad I made it?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Orange you glad to see me?