Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy

Why did the orange stop

Because it ran out of juice Hahhaha

Donald Trump is like really orange.

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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