Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Orange you glad to see me?
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
I hate orange but that always juice back
Orange you glad I made it
