Orange jokes
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.