Orange jokes
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!