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Puns

A random skeleton

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

See

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

See

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

Taste

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Friend

UR MUM GAIEY

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

American

Anonymous

In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level

Dream

Anonymous

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

White

Kaitlyn

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Juice

Daniel King

What do oranges sweat?

Orange Juice 😂🍊❤️

Girl

Bill Cosby

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Movie

Daniel King

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange 🍊.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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See

Anonymous

Orange you glad to see me?

Vitamin

Zaniyah

Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!

Juice

Daniel King

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Tree

Daniel King

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

Puns

Landon Folkerts

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

Baby

Anonymous

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

Beat

Daniel King

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Trump

Anonymous

Q:What is Trump

A: an oversized oompa loompa

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