Orange jokes
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.