Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

My son said “what rhymes with orange”

i said “No it doesn’t!!”

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

I just found out i’m colourblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha

Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy

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