Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Orange you glad to see me?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
