Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

My son said “what rhymes with orange”

i said “No it doesn’t!!”

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

What is pink and orange and lies at the bottom of the sea?

A dead baby with burst armbands.

All these oranges but you still orange the one for me

what did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

what do u get when glen f...es a orange …adam

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn’t want to give our oranges anyway!

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