What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
