Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Orange you glad to see me?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
I hate orange but that always juice back
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!