Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I hate orange but that always juice back
Orange you glad I made it
Orange you glad you are not a comedian.
Knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you coming
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Orange you going to the movies tonight?