Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange 🍊.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

What do oranges 🍊 sweat?


My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

orange orange orange knock knock orange orange you happy I did not say orange again