Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn’t want to give our oranges anyway!
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said “Berry Christmas!”
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms