Orange Jokes

Trump says to Obama โ€œyou know itโ€™s the White House not the black house right?โ€ And Obama says โ€œyeah but it isnโ€™t the orange house either.

Why does the orange ๐ŸŠ beat the other fruits ๐ŸŽ in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Knock knock.

Whoโ€™s there?

Orange ๐ŸŠ.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?


A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says โ€œ OMG there assholes.