What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Prejudice Jokes
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.