Prejudice

Prejudice jokes

Racist

  • Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

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  • Race

  • I am so disappointed in this race.

    Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

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  • Floor

  • I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

    Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

    Student

  • If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

    If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

    If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

    Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

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  • Polish

  • In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

    His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

    Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

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  • Male

  • Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

    Because a black person was approaching.

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