Prejudice jokes
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!