I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.