Diversity jokes

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D