"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
