The 30+ Best Diversity Jokes

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.

isn't it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP

I love all races, even the bad ones

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!

The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste

lgbtq = lebron giving back to qommunities (communitys)

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.