"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.