Race jokes
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.