Race jokes
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
"Curry muncher!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.