Race jokes

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What do black lesbians say about pussy?

"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

"Curry muncher!"

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.