Race jokes
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
"Curry muncher!"
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!