Race jokes

"Curry muncher!"

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.