Race jokes

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

"Curry muncher!"

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

What did the roti say to pratha?

You white like a white bastard.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

She walks away and says ok.

The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...