Race jokes

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

What did the roti say to pratha?

You white like a white bastard.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!