What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures

  • he spills coffee on his I pad

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

What is Juice WRLD’s favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures

What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.