Seizure jokes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
kayla?
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.