Seizure

Seizure Jokes

Race

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

Man

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Rave

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Friend

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Epilepsy

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

Kid

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

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  • Epileptic

    How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

    Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

    Epileptic

    Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    A: Throw in some laundry.

    Police

    I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

    He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

    *I have seizures*