Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.