Ball

Anonymous

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

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Car

Anonymous

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

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Time

RoemischPlays1

Chuck Norris and Time had a race…

Result: Time is still running…

Puns

Anonymous

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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Win

Anonymous

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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Guy

Anonymous

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

  1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
  2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
  3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
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Human

Mario Baconsax III

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

Fat

Xx Worst at Jokes xX

Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime '.

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

Kid

Anonymous

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

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Car

Anonymously dumb

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

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Cheetah

Jayce

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

Cheetah

Caitlyn

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

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Win

Anonymous

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

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Yo mama

Serponge

Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.

Number

Anonymous

Two cats called ‘1,2,3’ & ‘un,deux,trois’ had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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Favorite

Anonymous

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

Hotness

Anonymous

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

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Tournament

Yeet

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar

Ketchup

Jakeomalfoy

There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

Puns

Gwen

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?