Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
