Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
