Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
