Spell Imap and say ness at the end
Funny
A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the đ„ and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
What did 1 buttcheeck say to the other? "Together we can stop this shit".
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
I told hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a glock
What kind of bull doesnât have horns?
A bullfrog!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road
To get to the Bottom
Kat what I did a cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah so funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time ofDo you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin
A lady comes into the boys bathroom and a boy sees her. This is not a girls bathroom he says She answers I donât care she says I NEED TO PEE!
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells âI never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!â
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What runs but never stop
What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!
Want to hear a joke its called life
What is black and white and red all over ... a newspaperđ