KFC jokes
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.