KFC jokes
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Buy KFC or else.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.