Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Buy KFC or else.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.