Preference jokes

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

I like mangoes.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.