Broccoli vs Booger

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The 'joke' is that kids don't eat broccoli because it's gross, but they DO eat boogers, which is also gross but apparently more appealing. It's supposed to be funny because it's unexpected and kinda icky. You probably eat your boogers too, you dirty bird.

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