Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke suggests Paul Walker is gay 'cause he likes "to wrap himself around long, old wood." The joke uses the double meaning of "wood," implying both trees and... well, you know. I bet you didn't know that male bears can smell a female bear's pheromones from miles away, which is way more impressive than your sense of humor.