The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small p....es?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f... if my computer crashes

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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