The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?


A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection

How dd Stephen hawking die

He had a computer virus!

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

“I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself.”

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

He died because of a f... up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

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