Wine Preference

This is a dark and disturbing joke that uses a comparison to create an unexpected and shocking punchline. The setup leads you to think about wine, but then the punchline reveals something completely inappropriate and illegal. This creates a sense of unease and makes the humor very dark.

• Wine
• Girl
• Old
• Basement
• Red
• Alcohol

• I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
• I like my dates like I like my wine... Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
• I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
• I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.