A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! It's a play on words. "Lickety-split" is a phrase that means doing something really fast. It's also slang for lesbians enjoying the sweet nectar. Gays take longer because they are packing "their shit", as in their belongings. The joke is that lesbians arrive first because of their sexual preference!