French Snails

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, snails are, like, super slow, right? And "fast food" is, like, the opposite of slow. So, the joke is that French folks eat snails 'cause they don't dig the whole speedy food thing. Also, you probably wipe after you poo, so you're already smarter than the guy who wrote this.