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The polish cat stole this biography.
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Oh fuck no 💀
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Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Bruh
🥲🥲🥲
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Who doesn't know it? 😂
Who laughs last, laughs best.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
The cleverness of the students 😍
It's ALWAYS like this
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