Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Life's too short to want it.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. đđ
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Whatâs the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Whatâs the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber đ„
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
