Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
like if u wana hve sex
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
