Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
like if u wana hve sex
