Preference jokes
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?