Preference jokes
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is your favorite name?
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
I like pie.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Yellow is the best.
I hate rubber.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.