Preference jokes
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
What is your favorite name?
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yellow is the best.
I hate rubber.
I like pie.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.