Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
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lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
