Preference jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.