Some1

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why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

to see his closest relatives

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me: ...

Me: Bitch please.

yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv

so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it