Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!