Favorite jokes
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!