My favorite quote will always be, “Sketchy candy is better than no candy”

  • One of the thousands of missing children

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

What was Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What is a priests favorite song –Magic flute in A minor

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

what is al-qaeda’s favorite football team? the new york jets

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