What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
