What is a priests favorite song –Magic flute in A minor
Favorite Jokes
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
My favorite quote will always be, “Sketchy candy is better than no candy”
- One of the thousands of missing children
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
What is an orphan’s favorite event
Homecoming
What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What’s an orphan’s favorite spiderman movie?
Spiderman No Way Home
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What is a skeleton favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Fosters
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
What’s Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan
What’s a depressed person’s favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
what’s an orphans favorite movie?
Spider-Man No Way Home >:D