Favorite jokes
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!