What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
