Preference jokes
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.