Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I'm still leaving you!
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food!!,!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
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What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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