Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said “I dont know it all happed to fast”!
Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy