Divided Affection

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Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, this dude's girl asks if he loves her, right? And instead of being all romantic, he's like, "Nah, not really. I'm more into my bed and my mommy." You're a disappointment to your ancestors.

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