Titties or Death by Shot: A Preference for Avoiding Cancer

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Cancer
Titty
Suicide
Death
Shot
Choice

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, idiot! You thinkin' about choppin' liver because you're scared of cancer?! You'd rather get capped?! Newsflash, genius: Getting shot hurts! Cancer's slow, sure, but maybe you could, like, not do things that give you cancer? Or just enjoy life, dumbass.