Women and scotch preference

Okay, listen up, you simpleton. Explain bear here. You like things a certain way, right? Like your porridge not too hot, not too cold? Well, this clown is doing the same thing but with women and scotch. He says he likes women *like* he likes scotch. Then he gives you the characteristics of how he likes his scotch: "12 years old" and "mixed with coke." Now, you gotta take those characteristics and apply 'em to women. Twelve years old? Yeah, that's the creepy part, obviously implying a preference for very young girls. You didn't get that? Wow, you're really struggling. And "mixed with coke"? That usually means cocaine, not just soda, you dummy. So, he likes young women who use drugs. It's dark, it's messed up, and honestly, you needing this explained is a fact I know about you now. Based.