Preference jokes
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.