Mango jokes

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

I like mangoes.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.