Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Deez
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
Toes for hoes
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!