Social Interaction

Social Interaction Jokes

Emo

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

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  • Parent

    I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

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  • Girl

    This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

    Man

    If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

    If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

    If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

    Emo girl

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

    Sarcasm

    I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

    Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

    Emo kid

    I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

    Tampon

    What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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  • Suicide

    What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

    The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

    Interaction

    Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

    Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

    Bathroom

    Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀

    People

    When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."