Social Interaction jokes

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Let's chat here, Prince.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Be nice.

Like and comment if you will be my friend!

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.

NOT A DATING WEBSITE

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.