Broccoli

Broccoli Jokes

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

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Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.