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Brain

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Adult

jango

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

Brain

Shrutik

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Sister

MajorOstrich

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Cauliflower

Daniel King

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

Difference

Joe Mama

What’s the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won’t eat broccoli

Difference

Arianna And Adriel

What’s The Difference Between Boogers And Broccoli? Kids Won’t Eat The Broccoli.

Eating

Tyrone Alexander Dew

Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽‍♂️

Tree

Daniel King

If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”

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