Broccoli jokes
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.