Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
Knock knock Who’s there Broccoli Broccoli who Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
