Broccoli

Broccoli Jokes

Anal Sex

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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  • Girl

    What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

    I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

    Guy

    So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

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  • Banana

    Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

    Sex

    What does broccoli and sex have in common?

    If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

    Surname

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Broccoli.

    Broccoli who?

    Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

    Mushroom

    If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

    "I look like an umbrella."