Broccoli jokes
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.