The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What’s the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won’t eat broccoli

What’s The Difference Between Boogers And Broccoli? Kids Won’t Eat The Broccoli.

Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽‍♂️

If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”