Broccoli jokes
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Memes
I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."