Preference jokes

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Me: Gay puns are the best!

Also me: But I'm straight though.

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yellow is the best.

I hate rubber.

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.