Preference jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
My princess choice
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.