Meat jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Don't squint your eyes
The ham is in fact processed
bro instead of detos its meat toes
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more
"I LOVE BIG, JUICY, SCRUMPTIOUS HUNKS OF MEAT FILLING MY THROAT AND DRIPPING DOWN MY CHIN" -jake