Meat jokes
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.