Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An INVESTIGATOR
I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
