Meat jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Memes
Don't squint your eyes
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.