Meat jokes
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.