Meat

Meat jokes

Homework

    • Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

    Students: Eggs.

    Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

    Kids: Bacon.

    Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

    Kids: Homework.

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    • Guy

    • Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

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    • Meat memes

    Wife

    • I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

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    • Sex

    • If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

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    • Cow

    • What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

    "Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

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    • Puppy

    • My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

    A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

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    • Butcher

    • At a date:

    He: "I work with animals every day."

    Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"

    He: "I'm a butcher."

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