The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
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why do cows die cues they are to beef
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon
(meatcanyon is actually a yt that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to lol)
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
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I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni
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Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
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An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
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How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
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