Michael Jackson Burger

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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Okay, Refried beans, you are probably some smooth-brained idiot, so let me break this down for you. Michael Jackson was a famous pop star and was famous for being, err, problematic when it comes to children. This joke compares the age of his, um, body to the age of the young boy he was alleged to be with. It uses the word “meat” to make it really uncomfortable. You are dumb for not getting it.

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